Kids say the darndest things

I walked into the room today just in time to hear Magdelena say... "and then she tore him to pieces!" as she was playing imaginary something with a water bottle. This child's imagination is CRAZY! Oh and over lunch she told me that only women married to men have babies and that women married to women, and men married to men cannot. Smart cookie, but where did she hear of such things?!?! This is the same girl who somehow overheard her mama say that McDonald's supports gay rights, translated in her lingo to "bad things," and that is why they don't go there. So while Grandma was in town before my arrival and decided to just take the kids to McD's to give herself a breather, Mags said that's ok Grandma and walked up to the counter and told the cashier to "please stop giving your money to bad things." In her mind this solved the whole problem and she still hasn't forgotten. In the car this morning I heard her say, "our McDonald's doesn't give money to bad things because I asked them to stop, while the other McDonald's do."